If you have ever experienced being in a small car crash, this experience would bring those haunting memories back. Unexpected, unpleasant, and with some whiplash. The fiasco started soon upon our arrival when Yelenis, who despite having confirmed our booking 2 days before arrival, looked at us with a blank expression as if she had lost her keys (think Kiera Knightly's appalling acting in every movie she has ever been in). Upon being reminded of our email comms (and spending mobile data to access the email as proof) she proceeded to get into our car and take us around the village looking for anybody and their mother (quite literally) who would be willing to host us. As a result, we ended up in a hole we never imagined we would stay in, and left promptly after one night. To top it all, despite having paid a deposit through homestay, the accommodation she "arranged" for us charged us the full amount, not the balance. All in all: Avoid. Like. The. Plague.